Mind Reader

Day 1

Client: 'Print this exactly as it is, don't change anything from the artwork! I'll collect it tomorrow.'

Me: 'Sure thing, ma'am.'

Day 2

Client (in irritated tone): 'Aiyaaa, the size is wrong!!!'

Me: 'You said don't change anything and furthermore you didn't leave me a mock-up.'

Client: 'Why didn't you call me and tell me the size is wrong???'

Me (in even more irritated tone): 'Hey STUPID! Weren't you the one who said don't touch your artwork at all! Weren't you the one who failed to provide me with a mock-up so I could at least compare the print out?'

YOU EXPECT ME TO READ MINDS, AH?

BIKIN PANAS!