I know it's a two way street.
And Just because it's a two way street that doesn't give you the right to cue jump.
And it doesn't give you the right to drive on the wrong side too.
There are children on the roads, why can't you people be a little patient?
What the heck are you rushing for that you MUST break the rules?
YOUR BLOODY OWN FUNERAL?
BIKIN PANAS!
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I've been craving for you all week.
That's 7 bloody whole days.
I couldn't sleep nights thinking about you.
I couldn't wait to smell your lovely scent.
I couldn't wait to savor your scintillating taste.
But why oh why did you have to close today of all days!
I REALLY WANTED TO EAT CURRY PORK NOODLES TODAY!
Here I am trying my best to get PR for my other two main blogs.
I tweak it, read up on how to improve PR.
I write decent posts. I post regurlarly.
And what happens?
This blog gets a PR2 instead.
WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?
BIKIN PANAS!
You people at Gardenia must have been waiting like crooks.
The moment the clock hit 12.00 am, you laughed gleefully.
You couldn't wait to increase the price of your loaf of bread.
The price of sugar went up by 20 sen and your bread price went up by 30 sen!
Good God, do you even use that much sugar in your loaf of bread?
DOES IT JUSTIFY A 30 SEN INCREASE? CROOKS, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!
BIKIN PANAS!
The office internet is down.
And just because of that you take half day leave and go home?
Siting boredom as the reason?
Good god, you're paid to do work and not surf in the office.
MIGHT AS WELL JUST STAY HOME FOREVER!
BIKIN PANAS!
I know you're older than me considerably.
I know you think you know more than me.
I know you're only trying to be helpful.
But I'm not stupid! I know how to do my work!
I don't need to be told, especially by someone who doesn't understand what I do!
SO PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME TO DO MY WORK IN PEACE!
BIKIN PANAS!
Location : Tesco
Son runs up to take a sample from one of the taste test promoters.
She looks at him and starts grumbling in Chinese at him. (I understand Chinese).
You're there to let people sample your products before they even purchase it.
So, why are you grumbling at a little boy for sampling your products?
Might as well not even have a taste test booth there at all then!
DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF TASTE TESTING?
BIKIN PANAS!
Got this private message from my Blog Catalogue inbox for my Anything Goes blog.
'Hi, my name is Anna. I found your blog interesting.
I have clicked all your advertisements in your blog.
Please do the same for mine.'
For your information Anna, I don't have any ads for that blog!
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SUCKER ME TO CLICK YOUR ADS, AT LEAST MAKE SURE YOU REALLY READ MY BLOG!
BIKIN PANAS!
Day 1
Client: 'Print this exactly as it is, don't change anything from the artwork! I'll collect it tomorrow.'
Me: 'Sure thing, ma'am.'
Day 2
Client (in irritated tone): 'Aiyaaa, the size is wrong!!!'
Me: 'You said don't change anything and furthermore you didn't leave me a mock-up.'
Client: 'Why didn't you call me and tell me the size is wrong???'
Me (in even more irritated tone): 'Hey STUPID! Weren't you the one who said don't touch your artwork at all! Weren't you the one who failed to provide me with a mock-up so I could at least compare the print out?'
YOU EXPECT ME TO READ MINDS, AH?
BIKIN PANAS!
'Chilli crab is Malaysian. Hainanese chicken rice is Malaysian. We have to lay claim to our food,' she lamented.
In the three months, we will identify certain key dishes (to declare as Malaysian).
We have identified laksa ... all types of laksa, nasi lemak and bak kut teh ...
And this brilliant idea is coming from our learned Mister of Tourism, Ng Yen Yen.
Pure genius! Way to go! Bravo!
DON'T YOU CLOWNS IN THE GOVERNMENT HAVE ANYTHING REALLY BETTER TO DO???
BIKIN PANAS!
