The King has spoken.
It was like a slap in the face.
So you hold roadblocks.
With jams that stretches for hours.
To monitor house break-ins, you say.
But the acid splasher is still at large.
JUST ADMIT YOU LOST LA, YOU IMBECILES!
BIKIN PANAS!
It's 3.00am in the freaking morning.
You dog has been barking nonstop for close to two hours.
People are trying to sleep but that incessant barking is annoying.
Aren't you going to do anything about your dog?
OR ARE YOU FREAKING DEAF?
BIKIN PANAS!
You're riding a motorbike.
I'm driving a car.
It takes you 4 hours to deliver one box of name cards about 15 kilometers away.
I can do that in 30-40 minutes.
WHAT DID YOU DO? WALK THERE?
BIKIN PANAS!
I just told you to cut that sticker and pack it up.
I just told you the customer is waiting for it downstairs.
I just told you to make it snappy.
SO WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING FACEBOOKING?
BIKIN PANAS!
We're not idiots.
You don't have to treat us like small kids.
You don't have to talk to us like some idiot with no brains.
I know you like holding a microphone.
SO WHY DIDN'T YOU BECOME A DJ INSTEAD OF AN ANNOYING FTAAA OFFICIAL?
BIKIN PANAS!
'Boss, I need to take leave today.'
'Urmmm, why? Is everything alright?'
'It's my birthday today.'
'It's your birthday and you want to take leave?'
WHY DON'T YOU ALSO TAKE LEAVE FOR YOUR CAT'S BIRTHDAY?
BIKIN PANAS!
Remember, you have to cut exactly along these two cropping marks.
You must follow this lines and NOT cut the picture.
Just follow the crop marks, do you understand?
(Nods head in the affirmative and proceeds to cut the picture!)
I thought you said you understand.
SO WHY THE HECK DID YOU CUT THE PICTURE?
BIKIN PANAS!
It's a one way street.
There's a nice huge sign there even.
The directional arrows on the road is so clear cut.
SO WHY THE HECK ARE YOU DRIVING THE WRONG WAY?
BIKIN PANAS!
You start a new blog.
Then you ignore the blog.
Weeks and sometimes months go by before you post anything.
If you're not going to blog much here,
THEN WHY THE HECK DID YOU CREATE THIS BLOG?
BIKIN PANAS!
